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SHUT THAT ARSEFUCKEDMOUTH!!

Posted on 2009/06/28 00:32:03 (June 2009).

[Sunday 28th June 2009]

Though the unwritten laws of well behaving are prohibiting me from killing this flat faced Chinese individual that is gobbing SHITE like if it was the last meal of his life, the same laws do not prevent me from venting my mounting rage and hatred over the net.

I really do not understand why in Asia there is this problem with eating a LITTLE LESS THAN YOUR MOUTH CAN TAKE, thus avoiding to emit noises and more than everything avoiding to spit bits and pieces of your meal all over the place.

When I am tired and nervous like today (1 hour sleep last night), I really cannot take it, I guess that if I had a gun I could commit something regretful.

So good stuff I do not have a gun :D

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO today must be my day, ANOTHER food slobbering hi-fi gob dickhead just joined the other guy. I need to get away from this lounge...

I MEAN, I AM IN A BUSINESS LOUNGE HOW COMES THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE HERE!?!?! WHERE ARE THE CLASSY PEOPLE?!

Oooohhhh.....



Comment 1

And you think you belong to the "classy" people? You that used to entertain your friends with farts and belches... :-P

Posted by Federico at 2009/06/28 14:40:05.

Comment 2

Fede: Yes but I do not eat like a cow, plus if we really want to see it all these people do it for lack of manners, while when I am not with you guys I tend to be a bit more "sensible" :D

Posted by Lox at 2009/06/28 14:45:36.

Comment 3

[shewing] Keep calm![shewing]

Posted by Sheri at 2009/07/03 11:05:33.

Comment 4

[chewing] ... damn it!

Posted by Sheri at 2009/07/03 14:38:00.

Comment 5

Sheri: You might not know, but the worst point in life was a flatmate that I had in my first year at Reading, JOYCE a fat lady that looked like a man, that was taking the slobbering sounds to an higher step and after every mouthful she would scream "YUMMY!"... the guys (Rob, John, Tim, Jon and Chris) still take the piss out of me for that.... :(

Posted by Lox at 2009/07/04 03:05:34.

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