Dear God (All over Again!??)Posted on 2007/10/30 09:17:31 (October 2007). [29th October 2007]
Dear God,
My name is Lorenzo, but you probably knew this already, and I am writing to you because I have had enough. I am writing to you about my right knee, the one that got operated two years ago, after I broke the cruciate ligament.
Yesterday, you might have noticed the strange peak of the blashperometer due to a sudden increase of blasphemies uttered near Florence around 22:15, even if I decided to go "easy" on the poor articulation, I had another shitty injury.
The knee kind of "moved" in a unnatural fashion, while I was jogging (not even running for fuck'sake!) and today I have some problems walking and it hurts.
Although it doesn't seem as serious as the previous incident, I really hope that I have seen the last of these crippling injuries, I really had enough.
Ok, one might argue that it's my fault for wanting to play football in poor conditions, but pleasepleaseplease will you cut me some slack and let me enjoy the remaining years of my youth doing the things I will not be able to do later? Is it too much to ask? This year has been pretty tough, and even now it's not like things are easy, so please how about a truce?
Kind regards,
Lorenzo
Comment 1
I'm available on Sundays from 10 to 11 a.m. in the nearest church.
Posted by God at 2007/10/30 13:10:08.
Comment 2
God: That will not be necessary given that you are ubiquitous and omnipresent... GOTCHA! :D
Posted by Lox at 2007/10/30 13:32:39.
Comment 3
Indeed. I can see you whenever you commit onanism, i.e. twice a day. Shame on you !
Posted by Sheri at 2007/10/30 19:31:38.
Comment 4
Sheri Sheri Sheriiiiiii :D
Posted by Lox at 2007/10/30 22:00:20.
Comment 5
Fuck, I didn't realise I had signed Sheri !!!!
Posted by Sheri at 2007/10/31 12:21:02.
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