20:25:09 You'll feel that in the morning.
20:48:23 Welcome to Stanhope Road.
20:49:31 Exactly who would live in a house like this?
21:05:59 John (me) and Rob, looking mean and mauled respectively.
21:11:23 So this here is Mark then.
21:13:45 ...and of course we have Dale.
21:16:38 Oh no, I've broken it! Whatever it is.
21:22:05 Errrr.... I think this game involved picking up cardboard boxes with your mouth. I never really quite understood the dynamics of it.
21:22:59 Introducing... Justin's arse.
21:25:18 You can tell a lot about a house from the radiator taps.
21:29:20 Here comes Byrnie. He's blue ba ba dee ba ba doo ba da ba dee ba ba doo ba ba dee ba da doo... etc.
21:30:59 There's Yeti then, a walking advert for Oil of Ulay (or should I say Olay nowadays?).
21:34:25 Recent research shows that corkscrew injuries are on the increase.
21:38:21 Ermmmm....
21:41:03 This is random bloke.
21:43:32 Just look at that detail. Yep, even his hands are blue, ba da ba bee ba ba do etc.
21:54:57 Byrnie demonstrates his subtle ability to blend in with his surroundings.
21:56:12 I have no idea of the significance of this whatsoever.
21:58:46 Here is Freddy (in the mask), and his girlfriend, Marie-Clauge (from Luxembourg!).
22:05:20 Some kind of lighting problem must have occurred here.
22:14:48 Mark and Justin enjoy their own private vicars and tarts party.
22:16:22 A bit of mutual recursion.
22:19:22 Some funny game involving walking along with cans or something.
22:20:20 Mark demonstrated how the good book can help in almost any situation.
22:22:40 Further crimes are comitted against photography.
22:24:20 Mark is still on all fours. Erm.
22:32:24 My. Those shoes look comfortable.
22:38:00 Ben talks to a girl with an alarming facial hair problem about cavity wall insulation.
22:46:47 Mark takes his priestly duties a little too far.
22:47:39 Too.... many... names... Errr Rob, with, errrr, some girl.
22:47:54 Now, now, less of this sort of thing.
22:48:48 This, sunshine, is frankly not on. However, closer inspection will reveal that this picture is in fact totally innocent, as I in fact have a pair of scissors in my hand and am simply trying to remove a loose thread.
22:51:25 Quickly the throng degenerates into a conversation about mytocondrial DNA.
22:55:27 Yes, seating space was limited.
22:56:49 What an interesting array of facial expressions.
22:57:34 Please pause here to appreciate how nice my trousers are.
23:00:03 Edith! I've found another dead bishop on the landing.
23:00:22 Rob fails to appreciate this rather touching scene.
23:01:24 Just because you're sitting (or lying) down, doesn't mean you can't dance. Conversely, just because you're standing up, doesn't mean you can either.
23:01:55 John ponders underfelting.
23:02:13 Dale wonders whether or not the ego really does posit itself.
23:03:20 This, also, is frankly just not on.
23:04:00 Mark exacts the full wrath of the lord.
23:10:01 This may well have been taken during the time warp.
23:10:09 ...and this one...
23:10:17 ...and this one.
23:13:29 This is probably a different song.
23:17:06 Wossername gets all "beard" up. D'you get it? Beard up. You know, like beered up, only using the word beard instead..? I'll get me coat.
23:17:54 Dale demonstrates the easy access flaps that come as a standard feature of all tweed jackets.
23:18:46 Extreme close up of Mark's chin/nose. Hmmm.... Dale has white face make-up doesn't he???
23:24:11 I'm ravin, I'm ravin, wooop woop etc.
23:26:51 Number 52, the strange facial expression.
23:28:01 Oh is this really necessary?
23:29:35 Oh Yeti, did you fall asleep on the hob again? Tsk, tsk.
23:29:51 A moment of confusion arises.
23:30:44 John demosntrates sternness. Note position of hands.
23:31:17 John demonstrates glee. Note again position of hands.
23:31:49 Thingymerjig (Marie-Clauge) does her sour face...
23:32:00 ...errr, so this is the happy face then! Given this simple foolproof guide, no-one ever has an excuse to frown again.
23:48:10 Some kind of hat exchange process has begun.
23:49:02 Go marky, go marky, go marky...
23:49:31 Funky parson mark shakes his clergified ass to those groovy tunes. Erm.
23:50:25 Yes, it's Indiana Gasson.
23:50:38 Hmmm, the ability of the hat to instantly transform people into an Indiana Jones lookalike seems to have floundered.
23:50:57 Is it just lighting, or a sudden rash?
23:52:27 And I thought there was a DJ under that table.
23:54:55 The much awaited picture number 67!! Erm.
23:58:52 Here are some people, and they're like, er, dancing and that.
00:04:09 ...and limbo thingy breaks out, using an inflatable broom (of course).
00:04:33 Yeti appears somewhat unsuccessful.
00:08:00 Oooh look theres Dwain too. Byrnie's attempt to swear fails due to camouflage.
00:09:24 Someone's not been using fairy liquid then. That would be Ben then.
00:11:00 Muriel does her best smile for the camera.
00:14:32 Muriel looking much better than the last one.
00:32:38 Unknown terrorist spotted.
00:33:05 Kissy kissy kissy.
00:33:42 So Mr Gasson, just what HAVE you and Dale been up to?
00:33:45 Here's Dwain, and it looks like he's brought his tongue with him.
00:35:33 "Yes, but on the other hand non-secular matters are often seen more clearly in an ecumenical light."
00:36:37 Group photo I don't remember taking. Maybe because I'm in it.
00:38:20 Step away from that huge, grotesque, hairy thing... Yeti.
01:02:32 Where's Byrnie?
01:02:36 Dale kisses it better.... and contracts hepetitus B.
01:05:28 Another killer facial expression from Muriel. We love it!
01:20:50 One of these is not a real woman. Answers on a postcard to... E.F. Lutt, c/o Mr N. P. Sewerage, 12, Rupey Gardens, Hounslow.
01:21:48 Father Gasson explains the evils of drinking (by demonstration).
01:23:26 Suddenly the ear glueing joke doesn't seem so funny.
01:24:53 Rob and Justin camp it up.
01:27:13 Rob extolls the virtues of having a serious head injury. Dale considers giving him another one.
01:31:29 Sadly, Father Gasson passed away several minutes before this picture was taken. But it's what he would have wanted.
01:33:31 He's just a sweet transvestite...
01:38:46 Flagrant lesbian floorshow.
01:46:12 Sam makes use of Gasson's rigormortis.
02:07:25 Here we see Rob with A-can-of-coke. (That is her name, honest).
02:08:05 A quiet word in wereworlf girl's ear.
02:08:30 No thanks, I don't particularly want to see it.
02:14:37 A failed attempt at getting an overhead view of the party. Mental note, buy a camera with a zoom lens.
02:27:55 It's gone a bit dark again.
02:39:13 This picture isn't actually badly composed and off centre, its just Byrnie has taken his shirt off.
02:46:28 Interesting mixture of facial expressions (again).
02:58:45 Mark seems to be making a miraculous recovery...
03:02:36 ...but just when he looked on the brink of a full come back, the grim reaper grasped his icy fingers around his limp neck once more. Errr.
03:03:38 Aha! He really is not quite dead.
03:11:09 Muriel and Ben doing something or other that has been lost in the mists of time.
03:12:44 Justin and Rob sing Korn songs in their own inimitable fashion.
03:31:50 Everyone gets together in the kitchen as the party draws to a close...
03:35:03 Byeeeee!!!