19:20 Gratuitous chip theft is occurring.
19:25 Evil Matt starting as he means to go on...
19:28 I say! You're most terribly badly lit.
19:28 And so the litany of bad lighting
conditions continues. Thankfully, only Baldricks's
face was obscured in this instance, so no great loss.
19:36 The much awaited "Bynie with meat" shot.
A bit of a disappointment, really.
19:37 Whilst buying a round, several of us tried pushing
the bar, and this door most definitely did not open.
19:37 Matt applies some kind of condiment with
all the vigour of a serial killer.
19:49 Don't pretend you're happy boys, no-one will
buy it.
19:49 Few people have ever been described
a gin and tonic monster.
Rob may well be among the first.
19:51 To the tune of just about anything:
Andy, mister Andy, mister A-a-a-a-a-a-andy. Erm.
19:59 It's conclusive: Byrnie does eat peas.
20:00 The blurriness here is just unacceptable.
20:00 The lack of chandeliers is little short of
devastating.
20:01 Evil Matt so evil he seems to have caused
Byrnie to become horribly compressed, as though
the victim of a terrible diving accident.
20:02 Rob, with the bouncer who gave him hassle on the
way in, which, in retrospect, was almost certainly
a joke.
20:05 Rob demonstrating how his skin magically ripples
away to avoid attacks from steak knives. Note this
does not work with bread knives or fish knives,
however is at least moderately effective with
butter knives and the sort of craft knives
used by people who do "quilling".
20:11 Rob lining them up.
20:17 A table with some glasses on it.
20:17 The same table, with mostly the same glasses.
20:17 Yea, well done.
20:17 This is getting dull now.
20:21 WE'RE GONNA DIE OUT HERE!
20:28 A simulation of how well Rob could see by this point.
20:28 Had the camera been moved around a little more,
we could have written hiragana.
20:30 Dwain, Justin, Rob and Baldrick
looking deceptively happy.
20:30 Fish is in the middle. If only his nickname was
piggy there'd be some point to that statement.
20:33 Nice to try that again without really
unnecessary blurriness.
20:33 Look! A Klingon!
20:50 Oh this is just crap.
20:52 The whole table compound enclave thing.
20:52 There's a flock of geese under the table at this
point, but no-one noticed.
20:52 Interestingly, if you project each person's line
of sight in this picture you get a perfect isocoles
triangle.
20:56 Byrnie reading a Japanese book that was inexplicably
on the bookshelf. If anyone knows how this got here,
please let us know!
21:01 Justin sadly lost three fingers at this point.
21:01 BUT THEY TASTED MIGHTY FINE, YES SIRREE!
21:11 Rob on his twenty seventh G & T.
21:18 I've not seen hands that blurry since the days
of Daley Thompson's Decathlon. If you understand
that gag, don't admit it.
21:16 John with an infeasible stack of empties.
Byrnie does the standard.
21:18 Rob is still more or less intact.
21:18 Rob beginning to disintegrate.
21:20 Marvellous surprise panpipe manoeuvre.
Well executed sir.
21:34 Look at the size of Dwain's jug.
21:21 Rob, half pint.
21:34 Good grief sir, it's a biggun.
21:34 Oh yay, for it is large.
21:36 Look! Women!
21:36 Marvellous worried expression from Byrnie here.
21:37 The kind of seating configuration suitable
for piloting an interplanetary vessel. Whose
occupants we may or may not be calling.
Quite extraordinary, etc.
21:42 Rob, mid metamorphosis.
21:42 He's about to turn into Justin.
21:49 Well done sir!
21:52 Everyone can enjoy the pleasures of DIY panpipes.
21:55 I say, is your wife a goer?
21:55 Let's get lots of stuff in the way then.
21:55 Grrr blurry grrr monkey.
22:02 Mirth enjoyed during the Gasson text
message barrage incident, which was in
no way John's idea, honest.
22:03 Marvellous facial expressions abound.
22:17 Very greeny coloured here. This wins the prize
for the picture most likely taken during
a murder being planned.
22:17 The flock of geese are now on their way out,
but sadly just out of shot.
22:17 Is your name not Andy? That's going to cause
a bit of confusion...
22:23 Evil Matt's t-shirt is clearly designed to make
people looking at him through rear-view mirrors think
his name is Tim.
22:25 As if Rob would notice even if he was looking right at you,
Justin!
22:28 Anna giving us a brief insight into her and Ben's
mating rituals.
22:29 Everyone looks a bit plasticeney.
22:32 Blurry rubbish glrupth.
22:32 Errrrr...?
22:33 A scene from 2001: A Space Oddysey....?
22:57 Dwain seems much better at
staying in focus than everyone else.
Not sure if there's a metaphor to be found
there or not.
22:59 Contrived group picture.
23:14 Sorry Rob, but you really need to be reminded
of the state you were in!
23:20 Byrnie wearing Rob's coat.
23:20 Not sure why it was necessary to get a picture
of the back as well, but there you go.
23:21 Ooooh blue toilet paper and everything.
23:23 It's all a bit dark really.
23:24 St. Mary's Butts by night. Clearly time now
to go home and randomly watch Evil Dead 3.