Byrnie's Pictures


Adam, quite literally a red faced monk.

Introducing Rob, who coated his head in sugar and stuck it in a candy floss machine for 2 hours to create this stunning effect.

And tonight Matthew I'm going to be... Frankenstein (well technically Frankenstein's monster).

For those moments when one bright colour just isn't enough...

Mark in alcohol consumption shocker!

The Grim Reaper vs. Frankenstein. Who would win? Does anyone care?

An exceedingly pixelated Byrnie...

Can't really see what is going on here... But it seems to involve Rob.

The Grim Repear, up close and personal.

A bit like that Max Bigraves song, you know, I'm a pink toothbrush, you're a blue toothbrush...

Hmmm... errrr... not sure what is happening...

Don't tell me you've never seen a Mummy drink Grenache before?

Ok so there I was, minding my own business, in the old crypt, and in comes Lord Newsham and a load of his poncy archaeologist mates, with his whole high and mighty "Oh we're going to give it all to the British Museum" attitude...

Yea, I think I can fit you in for a bloodsucking on Tuesday... Is that good for you? Oh, lovely...

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Must have been taken from the floor.... hmmm...

Very dark picture of Erina.

Excuse me Nicoletta. Yea, there's a couple of Andrex puppies back there and they're kind of upset...

All the nice girls, love an ex-convict... la la la la la

Where's Scrappy Doo at a time like this? Tsk.

The toils of toilet paper...

And here's one I made earlier.

I thought you were changing at Crewe?

Oh it was just a mask. And there was me thinking a real demon sent from the bowels of hell had come to the party.

Mad scientists and their accident victim friends, a 14 part collectable series. Free binder with part one.

Excuse me, could you re-arrange my pumpkin for me? It seems to have shaken itself loose. Ahem.

Photographic proof that Justin's groin is like a furnace.

Pity the photographer on the floor. PITY HIM.

Chie plays a crafty trick on Mr. Lang.... pfffffff

Do you think maybe, if things had been different, if I wasn't insane and you weren't the devil, do you think, maybe, just maybe, somewhere in this god forsaken world there could have been a chance for us?

Actually probably not the first picture I've seen involving two women, one man, some parcel tape and a load of toilet paper.

Look, its Mark's cr-TROUSERS. Note the clingfilm partially obscuring this picture.

Rob confessing his mistrust of trifle.

...whilst in the kitchen...

Here's some people smoking! Strange side on view here.

There to make sure that doorway doesn't get an inch narrower than it should be. Rather like a touching scene from the 1970s film Krull.

No, I was just holding it for someone...

Aggggghhh!!! So that's how Freddy Kruger asks for a cigarette.

Lovely smoke effect here, of which I'm secretly very proud.

Yes, it was that clothes-peg-painfully-placed-on-extremity time of evening.

Of course no party would be complete without Japanese girls kissing...

Luckily we jsut got this in before Byrnie's camera stopped working! (I'm reliably informed it is much better again now).